The poison ivy guarded building turned out to be empty, well except for a lone owl nesting inside, which I unintentionally scared the living bird-shit out of, being that I waltzed right into its home without a care in the world. For such a majestic bird of prey, this owl was sure derpy. I must of disturbed it from a rodent-porn induced dream, which is my best guess as to what owls would fantasize about. Well this owl must've been having some amazing dream for it took a solid 30 seconds before it even noticed my presence, but shit, when it finally realized, that clump of feathers took off like a fucking bottle rocket to who the hell knows where. If it weren't for the broken window, I have no doubt that owl would've blasted right through the sheet metal enclosing, leaving a cartoon like owl impression of a hole behind.